"Homophobia: The fear that another man will treat you like you treat women." ~ (unattributed)
IM SO FUCKING PUMPED FOR CHRISTMAS I EAT CHRISTMAS LIGHTS AS MY CEREAL I USE EGGNOG AS MY CONTAct LENS SOLUTION IM GROWING A BEARD
THIS IS WHAT I LIKE TO SEE
Hey, put on a coat! It’s like 20 degrees outside!
aww, someone made snow angles
Did you just.
"So Josh Nichols, tell us how it’s like to be the first astronaut to step foot on JUPITEEERRRRRR"
so when i was 7 or 8 i’d “write letters to hermione granger” and set them out on the piano in the living room every night with my stuffed toy owl and every morning i’d have a letter from hermione back, sitting at the foot of my bed, and hermione and i corresponded like that for months and i’d just like to thank my mom for writing out a “letter from hermione” for me every single night
That is the cutest thing I’ve ever read oh my god
THIS AIN’T A SCENE, IT’S A
WE’RE GOING DOWN DOWN INANULLIARAN
AND SUGAR WE’RE GOING DOWN SWINGIN’
I’LL BE YANUMBAWAH WITHABULLIN
ALLUDIGA CORNFLAKES COCKITENBOOLIT
My mom was born in 1969 so some of her usernames have a 69 at the end and I haven’t found an appropriate way to tell her why she can’t do this
Prepare yourself for the most excruciating 3 minutes and 18 seconds of your life.
The brunette though…..